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Honestly curious as to why people do this... Socks down around your heels Jersey tucked in cant see your number because your tailbone pad is neck high Tucked under your elbow pads too... Those we are used too by now, ok fine but Chewing on a mouthpiece and/or sticking it in your mask all game & not actually using it #useitorputitaway But now this.... we have taken it to a whole new level of Dbag Wearing a mullet wig under your helmet... COME ON FOLKS accessories??? Cant we just play the game? Is looking "cool" really that important in adult rec hockey? Who are you doing this for? Can someone explain this? Rant over :) and the fun begins in the comments section...

Thats a good question. Let me Mullet over and ill get back to you.

You've just described about a third of all the squirts I've had to ref this season. Except for the mullet wig.

I thought Roger Goodell was commissioner of the No Fun League. I suppose Gretzky was a "Dbag" for the right-side tuck.

Read it again.... its about extremes. Everyone gets it that people wear stuff differently but you have to admit that accessories are a bit much. Its just silly and does nothing for the game. Well except put a neon sign over your head that says look at me!. I guess some people need that.

Those are honest questions. Why do people do this? Is it really important? Who is it for?

My wife made me get a mouth guard after i chipped a tooth (with a full cage). I only wear it when she comes to games...so I let it dangle (don't take away the only dangle I got man) Didn't you hear Gilmer last playoffs, the wig makes him faster. Skip the leg presses & get a wig Winters. I need to come up with a good hitch to compete at C2 next year...grow a Mohawk and cut my helmet so it sticks out the top...bejewel my skates as a distraction to claim my first ever face off victory...any ideas from the fun players? Humbug to you Scrooge

When I complete my book titled How to Win at Hockey: The Story of a French Toilet Bender, I will send you an autographed copy. Swany, Any progress on writing the foreword?

Waiting on another Advance Check, the first one bounced. Can't trust anyone who leaves the metro for Rochester

LMAO... I guess i cant say too much else. We goalies get to wear colored pads and have our helmets painted.